+385 be prepared to lose any item placed in the pocket of your hoody. Those things cannot be trusted. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Two words basketball shorts!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just today I ran across a busy highway to get to my house. My fucking gum falls out of my pocket into the middle of the road. Dodging cars, I raced to retrieve my gum!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you risked your life for a piece of gum?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wasn't actually dodging cars... and it wasn't just a PIECE. It was the whole damn package!

by Anonymous 12 years ago