The question "Are you ticklish" has no straight answer where they won't tickle you. amirite?

I tell them I'm ticklish in the place where I'm not ticklish, so they tickle me there, and I'll pretend to laugh.
I know how to guard my ticklish spots.

I have diarrhea.. If you touh me, you'll make it come out

"Yes, I'm extremely ticklish... And I have diarrhea."