+311 We all know people who don't wear any green on St. Patty's day and then write on themselves in green marker or tape green paper to their shirt and say "I'm good!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or "I have green eyes" crap

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to do that when I was in elementary school. Man, I was a tool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend clipped a dollar bill to his shirt claiming it was his favorite kind of green.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My last name is Green so I've been using that excuse since 2nd grade and I felt like a fucking genius

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one I know wears green for St Patricks day because we have a stupid uniform >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude i should have done that...some people pinch really hard..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have no green clothing, so I sorta have to use that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago