Guns don't kill people, gaping holes in vital organs kill people. amirite?

because of a glitch in the system, i used not one but two homepage votes for this. it deserves both.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Guns don't kill people. Uh uh. I kill people. With guns.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jon Lajoie FTW!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pow!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

guns don't kill people, bullets do

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unless you whack someone in the head with a gun causing their brain to bleed, but then the blood would kill them . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the blood wouldn't kill you. the lack of blood would kill you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not if it was a bleed in your brain

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But bullets can't kill without a gun.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Clearly you've never seem Shoot 'Em Up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeaaaa.. I haven't. EH :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought the bleeding killed people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guns don't kill people, poorly educated ignorant people who may have some psychological issues or may or may not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol kill that may have nothing to lose kill people. Or people defending themselves against such said people. Also, men with mustaches are the number 1 killers in the world. http://ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/hitler-stalin.jpg http://www.gwpda.org/wwi-www/Kitchener/images/Kitch01.jpg http://images.military.com/pics/GH_saddam3.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If we didn't have guns people would kill with knives, if we didn't have knives people would kill with their cars, if we didn't have cars people would kill with their fists....oh wait people already do all of this! So what's the point of banning guns? If somebody wants somebody dead they will find a way to do it, with or without guns.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but guns give no one a chance to fight back, if the person has a knife or a fist then it's giving the opponent a chance

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly! So we can go back to the cave man days when only the biggest strongest people in society survived.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

id like to show you a graph of deaths in the world after the invention of the gun

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know guns damage people dummy. But the gun itself isn't the problem, it's the individual. So if you ban guns, they'll find other ways to kill people. So what's the point of only banning one weapon, how about we ban them all? People are just too uptight about guns to see the big picture. If you want to stop gun related deaths, then up security and background checks on who can buy them, and create easier ways to track guns to stop illegal selling of guns. You don't just ban the whole weapon, that's the wrong way to do it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, don't make it easier to kill people. they use a knife? it still gives you a chance. Look, basically, guns make it easier. you have little chance to survive if your facing someone with a gun. GUNS KILL PEOPLE, of course people with guns kill people, but when they're doing the autopsy, the cause of death isn't "crazy person", it's bullet wound

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you would rather have the government impede on your civil rights rather than admit that there's other solutions than banning guns? Let's hope you never end up in politics.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the god damn bill of rights was made in the late 1700's. things have changed. We have new technology that they couldn't have dreamed of. Also, if we have the right to "bear arms," why is it that we can't have nuclear arms

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Annnd still hoping you never end up in politics! The bill of rights also gives you freedom of speech, so maybe since things have changed since then you should shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll shut the fuck up if you put your guns away, douche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn rednecks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol rednecks? I don't even live in the south, tons of northerners are pro-gun. It's idiotic people like you who think that just because you ban something means all violence is going to stop. So take the guns away, then what? Take all the weapons away, and then just lock people in their house so they can't ever go out and harm someone? You're just fucking dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't have to live in the south to be a redneck. actually, all republicans are rednecks, supporting war, killing people, and yet are not pro-choice, forcing lives into this world, and don't want gun control, once more supporting killing. damn hypocritical bastareds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not that it's any of your business because I can see that you're a stereotypical bastard who thinks that all people are the same, but I'm not republican. I'm pro-choice, and I support gay marriage but i definitely do support war, but not the Iraq war. And I do want gun control, I just don't want to ban all guns. That's why I've been saying if you want to stop gun violence the best way is to up security and background checks on who can buy the damn things. But obviously you haven't been listening to a word and just sit there going "nah nah nah I can't hear you because I'm right and you're wrong and you're a mean person because you want people to die!" And you call me hypocritical... at least I listen to both sides of the debate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait, you support gun control but not on all guns? oh, nvm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gun control as in tighter security and background checks on people buying guns and certain guns shouldn't be available to the normal public at all. Cause what normal citizen really needs an AK 47 or a Uzi? I'm not talking about freaking hand guns or hunting rifles. Try to think outside the box, or is that too hard for your little brain to do? I can't see why you are so confused about wanting gun control but yet not wanting to ban all guns. It's quite an easy concept.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, dads with pretty daughters kill people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guns dont kill people. uh uh. i kill people. *guns cocks* with guns!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can we just agree that lots of things kill people? I mean, pretty much anything in an average living room can kill you if used in certain ways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who chooses these lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a poetic way to put it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guns Dont kill people Rappers do!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(So do the police! / Woo woo woo!)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i prefur the dogs dont kill people Rabbits do :L Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course, if you think about it there are a lot of things other than guns that will make gaping holes in your chest cavity. In fact, big holes only come with certain kinds of guns, at that. You're just as likely to get gaping holes in your vital organs from, say, a rabid timber-wolf. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago