+612 A very wise man once said, "Hello, my name is Albert." Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he also once said "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." it's my favourite. I know, I'm a bit of a dork :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love that quote. Its from Albert Einstein right? That's my favourite by him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"If God has created the world, his primary worry was certainly not to make its understanding easy for us" I like this one, because it shows people can believe in evolution and God. They intertwine when you think about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have toilet paper with that quote on..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The two most common elements of our universe are hydrogen and stupidity..." That's MY favourite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like such a nerd because I just did a report on him and I know so many of his quotes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes id have to say this post is one of his more famous ones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, it was probably more like: Hallo, mein Name ist Albert.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, it would probably be more like: Hallo, ich heiße Albert.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i used google translate. i know zero german :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I figured. I do know German.

by Anonymous 13 years ago