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Also about Jokes & Humour+88Erotic word for vagina is pussy, penis is cock, but ass doesn't have one. amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+56Santa's clothing must feel terribly uncomfortable while delivering presents in the Southern Hemisphere, amirite?
Also by heirofslytherin+23People argue and argue about the leading causes of death, whether it's hunger, murder, suicide, etcetera. But they're all wrong. The leading cause of death is death. It's a serious problem. Every few seconds, another innocent (or maybe not) life is taken by death. People are dying so hard from death everyday. amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+133Beavers chuck wood more often than woodchucks. amirite?
Also by heirofslytherin+18It's really stupid when your friends are trying to help you find something that you put down a couple minutes ago and they look in stupid places, like under a pile of laundry. Like, "Oh NOW I remember, I walked into my house and shoved my sunglasses under this pile of laundry in my room". Amirite?