+467 When you miss your period but haven't had sex, you're like "I'M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I told my friends that if I was pregnant I'd have to become a Christian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im not a virgin anymore but it still applies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just assume I'm even more stressed out than my normal state

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, I'm just irregular

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm a lucky bastard!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago