+68 Politics explained with Cows: Socialism: You have two cows, you give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and gives you milk. Fascism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and sells you milk. Nazism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and shoots you. Capitalism: The state loses all your cows and tries to sell you their bull. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My teacher has that poster :D

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This might be more accurate if socialism and communism are switched around, simply because in theory, there is no state in communism.

by Anonymous 11 years ago