+290 It would be funny if a devout catholic went to heaven, only to realize that God is really a Black Lesbian woman, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're saying that Catholics hate black people?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, It just seems like a lot of people picture God as a guy with the voice of Morgan Freeman, and most of the time they picture God white.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With a long white beard and a robe on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most people I picture with the voice of Morgan Freeman are black. In fact, most people I picture with the voice of Morgan Freeman are Morgan Freeman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or BreakfastFan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that's the case, then they also hate women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If anyone here is familiar with the book "The Shack" it's a great story and there god actually appears as a black woman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it should just say christian instead of catholic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, though I agree that it shouldn't be just catholics. I'm a fairly liberal Christian, and I'd be perfectly happy with a black, lesbian, and female God. However, non-catholic fundamentalist groups wouldn't be too happy with this idea either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Black Lesbian Woman? As opposed to a Black Lesbian Man?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm catholic and I support gay rights :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm an atheist, and i support everyone! woohoo!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay high five!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

White straight Catholic here that supports homosexual rights and coloured rights :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A devout catholic shouldn't be bothered by this. But false catholics would be. And protestants may be bothered even more. Fanatical extremists and scriptural literalists do tend to be protestant, in case you hadn't noticed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post makes me wonder if Oprah is god...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post in not funny. I think it is quite mean, considering you are stereotyping.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was in a book by Ellen Degenerous. She went to heaven and was naked but didn't really care because she was in heaven. God was the most beautiful black woman she had ever seen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago