"If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.", amirite?

+485 "If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Repeat http://www.amirite.net/269882 http://www.amirite.net/316078

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about ever-lasting gobstoppers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And each repeat gets home-paged...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or...you can NOT eat it and grant yourself eternal life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lemony Snicket? <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago