+399 It seems the day you decide to wear flip flops is the day everyone decides to step on your foot, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They day I wear cleats, I always "accidentally" step on peoples feet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"With these spiky cleats, anything is possible!" - Spongebob.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait you didn't know? The rest of the world all got together and agreed that we would purposefully step on your feet whenever you wore flip-flops!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

especially if they wear flip flops and socks. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

;) For the record I don't actually wear flip-flops and socks haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hopefully ;) if you do the "covert fashion police" below might have to arrest you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I did I'd turn myself in! At least that's still better than socks and CROCS lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is covert fashion police sabotage. No one looks good in flip flops and no one in their right mind likes hearing someone walk in them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love the sound of flip flops!! the part where they slap on your heel (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Jiffyandme):And I love the thud that my steel toe capped boots make with flipflopped peoples heels as they walk infront of me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What are you talking about? Everyone looks good in flip flops as long as they aren't the ugly $3 plastic kind and you don't have hideous feet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are not flattering, and feet are not good looking. I accept them for their practicality if on say a beach or to pop into the garden but asides from that they should not be worn...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok, ok we get that you hate flip flops. . . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago