+505 Whenever you say something tastes like wood or metal, there is always that one person who asks how you know the taste. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Switch from the subjective view to a more "objective" one. Begin with,"See, air-borne molecules released by the wood drifted into complementary molecules in my nose, which fit like Keys into locks, Ok? Forces acting at the surface of my taste receptor cells deformed microscopic structures just below the Surface..." ad-tilsomeonepunchesyouinthefaceum.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i am usually that person :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This happened to me once, with a little kid! Kid-This tastes like dog food! Me-Have you ever tasted dog food? Kid-Yeah, i have, and it tastes better than this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wood/metal? Haven't you ever eaten a Popsicle or used a spoon?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"This tastes like crap!" "Trolololo how do you know what crap tastes like?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago