You would steal bread to feed your family, amirite?

i would get a job to feed my family

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"mmm Mommy this job tastes soo good!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am not Aladdin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

♫ Just a little snack guys♫

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is not about Aladdin, it's about Les Miserables. Jean Valjean steals bread to feed his family.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or it could just be a random poor person debating whether stealing some bread or not. Unless you're OP?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Note my username...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are you? can you condemn yourself forever more, pretend you're not the man you were before? Must you lie?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How can you ever face your fellow men? How can you ever face yourself again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would steal your car. Pawn it. Use the money to buy a feast for my family

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only if that was the ABSOLUTE last option. If it was the damn apocalypse, I would steal. If we're just hungry, no. I have more dignity and self-respect than that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you'd face your children who are gripping their stomachs for hunger and say, "I know you're hungry, little ones, but have no fear. I have morals!" They'd think you're the fucking greatest

by Anonymous 13 years ago

comment win lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. I don't want kids. 2. There are other ways of getting food. You don't have to steal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't want kids? that's awkward, because this post is about attempting to feed your FAMILY. seeing as you don't want a family, you can not comment on this post. this isn't about stealing for yourself. it's about stealing for others. therefore, the moral dilemma hidden within is valuing family over society's rules. Because you do not desire a family, you are inherently biased, and your argument can not be considered.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it meant your brothers and sisters and parents. But, okay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you would steal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it's a last resort, yes, I would. I'd really rather work for it somehow, but if there's no choice, I would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, in the end, your morals end up counting for nothing. (assuming that you can not work for it)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but when my family is legitimately starving, they come before morals. And I wouldn't steal before because odds are, my older sister would end up the hero and grow bread trees or something. She'd feel a lot more obligated because she's the oldest sibling. #coolstorybro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would steal just to feed myself so of course I'd do it for them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably only a select part of it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you get sent to jail for 19 years and then become mayor of some town under a fake name...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was supposed to be only 5. The other 14 was because he was stupid and tried to escape 4 times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First I would beg on a street corner. Then I'd offer to work for it. But my next move would be to steal it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tried that once but I got caught.. On the bright side they gave me this really cool new name! Wait.....24601 is a name, right....?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1167051 (Ninjagaffiti): Why yes, yes it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are all wrong. Andy Bernard dropped this ethics bomb in one episode of The Office. Dwight replies: Its a trap, the bread is poisoned. >< Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a trick question. The bread is poisoned. Also, it's not your real family. You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finally, someone got the meaning of this post. Love, OP

by Anonymous 13 years ago