Dogs must have severe ADHD. They're always like, "Hey, I'm just gonna laze around today. In fact, I don't like this spot of carpet, so I'm gonna go over here... ha, much better. HOLY CRAP IS THAT A CAT?! LOOK! THERE! LOOK! A CAT! RIGHT THERE! IT'S GOING TO ROB THE...

+435 Dogs must have severe ADHD. They're always like, "Hey, I'm just gonna laze around today. In fact, I don't like this spot of carpet, so I'm gonna go over here... ha, much better. HOLY CRAP IS THAT A CAT?! LOOK! THERE! LOOK! A CAT! RIGHT THERE! IT'S GOING TO ROB THE HOUSE! GET AWAY, FOUL BEING! Yeahh, no worries, I scared it off. Back to my important sleeping duties," amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dog is old. She runs around the house on turbo for like 2 minutes then she knocks out for the rest of the day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ADHD seems more appropriate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew bipolar wasn't the right one as I was writing it, I just couldn't remember which one I needed. ono

Thanks though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's cool. Is it too late to edit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Naw, I can edit it after the 5 minute thing luckily. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh good :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....SQUIRREL!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That reminded me of the dog from the movie Up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was my first thought :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dog's always like, "Yo, mayn. Whaddup?" And I'm like, "Holy S#@T! You can talk?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is that ADHD?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

/chill /SOMETHING GRABS ATTENTION /GOTTA LOOK AT IT /GOTTA CHASE IT /oh nvm sleepy times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get it now. Thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the lap dogs will sit on your lap when you don't want them to, and then use your crotch as a push off at the smallest noise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For my dog it's more like. Sleep, walks to the kitchen and begs for food, lies down while still begging for food, gets up and runs to the back door and starts barking at something that he thinks is there, goes outside to scare away nonexisting thing in the backyard, goes back in, begs for food, starts barking at someone for no apparent reason, repeat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm using blind mode and I just know this is you, Conor. But I checked before I sent this just so no one was all ono

on me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago