Also about kids+32All the shows on Disney and Nickelodeon take the basic format of kid gets stupid idea that obviously isn't going to work, kids tries it and it doesn't work, kid learns life lesson. Amirite?
Also about cake, choose, and solution+173When you're eating cake and ice cream, you have a hard time deciding whether to use a fork or a spoon. If you choose the spoon, it's a little harder to eat the cake but you can scoop up the ice cream that melts and if you choose the fork, it's a little harder to eat the ice cream because you can't scoop it up but you can eat the cake just fine. My solution? Spork. amirite?
Also about holding, cuts, and knife+7It sucks when you're using a knife and you're holding it the wrong way, so it cuts you, amirite?
Also about kids-23People need to stop making fun of parents for putting their kids on leashes. I was a leash kid, as was almost every kid in my family. They have good reasons. It's not that they don't love us or are irresponsible. Maybe we were a little harder to keep track of when you have 6 other kids to watch by yourself. Us leash kids turn out just fine. Leave us and the adults alone! amirite?
Also about kids and choose-21Even though being a kid has its benefits, being an adult is more awesome. Kids are fed lies about how bad the next step will be (no late work is accepted, cursive is required, etc), but the next step is worth the pains. Most kids are chained to their parents, lack money, & have to do homework. If an adult chooses, then he doesn't have to do work on weekends. Adults choose their city, their house, their room, and even where they sleep in the room. Screw childhood. Being an adult is awesome, amirite?
Also about kids+19The only reason Spy Kids movies make money is because housewives take their kids to see it so they can perv on Antonio Banderas, amirite?
Also about kids and fair+27Taxes arnt fair for single independent people... Looking at the break down of the stimulus having a kid gets you an extra 500$ ...where does that money come from ?? It must mean that single people are paying for other peoples kids, amirite? More