+545 If you had fairy godparents, you would make practical, well-worded wishes, like "I wish healthy food tasted better while still being healthy", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish Americans were smart enough to elect a president worth electing...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We pretty much have to choose the best of the worst.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd take Obama as president over Jacob Zuma any day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd take a waffle as president over bush.. Didn't get what I wanted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish I was omnipotent. /all other wishes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish I had no hair from the neck down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a good one, but what if they made it so you couldn't grow your hair past your chin? I'm assuming you're a girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wish I looked like Victoria Beckham. And had her husband."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wish I had no hair follicles from the neck down"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wish that all mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, bedbugs, horseflies, and spiders in the world would stay a minimum of three feet away from me and refuse to bite me even if cornered, and that every generation of their offspring would do the same" would be the first wish I'd make.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd go straight for the superpowers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But there's always something that goes wrong with that. With the superpowers comes evil villians, and you are obligated to fight them, etc.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish I would always have perfect hygiene without the need to take showers, brush my teeth, wash my hands, etc.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And eternally smell good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wish that I'd always have the lowest possible healthy BMI no matter what I eat"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wish that, upon receiving a test or homework, I would know exactly what to do and what to say to get an A+"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish I could shoot pizza out of my hands on command

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish I knew how to word wishes, so I get exactly what I want

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wish I could end world hunger." But then I'd probably get selfish and be like "I wish I was in the shower." or "I wish I could never gain anymore weight" and "I wish I had a pie".

by Anonymous 12 years ago