+186 America is just like a big high school, California is the cool kid with a drink problem, New York is the weird, funny one, Washington is the class president, Hawaii is the annoying one who's always 5 steps behind, Arkansaw is the butt of eveyones jokes and everyone else just sort of meddles along in the middle, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if only you knew how to spell Arkansas :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a friend in my class who read "Arkansas" and said, "Ar-kansas? What's that?" She thought it was a different kind of Kansas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wisconsin is the farmer kid!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Illinois. Or Iowa.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is true, i should have just said midwest, yes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, that would've covered it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Washington DC is the class president, right? Washington is the kid who's just there. He always hears his name being called but it's always Washington DC.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(different anonymous): I always think of Washington state as being a hipster. I don't know why, just do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they ain't hipster. England are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We... we are?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think South Carolina is the butt of every joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would argue Alabama.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm too lazy to back up my opinion..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nevada is the kid people only like because they have rich parents, a pool and throw good parties

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nevada? Sounds a bit more like Florida or something with a pool, and since when is Nevada rich?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Vegas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. Right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We all know what's up with Idaho hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about Florida and New Jersey?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Florida: the overtanned girl with Oompa Loompa skin in the middle of winter. New Jersey: the tough kid who wears a leather jacket and just his presence makes people stay away from him because he's trouble.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

arkansas*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Colorado's the extreme athlete

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Texas is that one annoying conservative/Republican kid who backs up all his gay-hating, women-beating ways with "That's what my daddy/the Bible said!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Washington isn't "hipster"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what abouut....louisiana?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the black kids?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Massachusetts is the nerd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahaha. I was thinking the guys that always get drunk every weekend

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alaska is the wierd foreign, reclusive kid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Florida is the kid that spends all her time partying and going to the beach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't Hawaii be the cool kid that everyone wants to be friends with?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Arkansaw: the kid too stoned to spell his name correctly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

new york is the cocky state

by Anonymous 13 years ago