+218 Diary of Charmander: Everyday is a fresh introduction into hell. The only time I feel the cool breeze against my scaly cheek is when I'm engaged in unwilling combat with something that looks like a palm tree with legs. Everyday I pray to a God I'm no longer allowed to believe in for a death that will not come. I cant also hear Squirtle pleasuring himself in the adjacent pokeball. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4069916/diary-of-a-charmander

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay? a lot of stuff on this site is from somewhere else. I saw it on there, thought it was funny and decided to post it..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a reason they call him Squirtle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Diary of a Pikachu: Fuck yeah bitches, guess who gets to chill outside of the pokeball.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to make Pokemon depressing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago