Disparaging Internet & Apps
Also about Internet & Apps+11The teenage mutant ninja turtles are likely all virgins, amirite?
Also by Disparaging+228Muslims are the bomb, amirite?
Also by Disparaging+6Lil Wayne and Eminem in a song together gives your ears an orgasm, amirite?
Also by Disparaging+5You can't wait for booby Tuesday tomorrow, amirite?
Also about Internet & Apps-70Drunken old sots post a lot of spam, amirite?
Just remember.. DON'T SNIFF THE FRUIT SALAD!!
No, please don't -_-
that show is annoying and killed the concept of how random can be funny
Like that purple donkey ass!! Hahaha
I don't even make Omelets!
Just take your egg!
Dontcha mean "bird"?! HA
No because it was on LABOR DAY ahahaha!
Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle! Get it?! BAH
If only Chip could run faster...
Only if the squirrel tasted the milk!
That little bitch was all up on our ranch!
I was like, get your own ranch! or, if you prefer, thousand island...
"I'm telling your manager!" ah, good times.
"Guys it's gonna blow!"
"But that's not even the right sharpener!"
I hope people understand
Alright. This is my new favorite post. Ever.
That was my first thought too!
Oops. I didn't mean to make that anon. Stupid iPod :P
God Karen, you are so stupid!!!
Don't talk to my sister like that, Johnson!
You know what's funny? That was actually an inside joke between FlipFlopsAndSocks and I. xD hahaha
Do you know what's even funnier? 25 xD
This is my new favorite comment.
This is my new favorite user.
Fantastic. I guess I'm just so hilarious and sexy.
No I like that you are tacky, yet undefined.
It wasn't annonymous. haha.
facepalm I swear it showed up as that for me when I posted it xD
Nice one. My friends and I have an inside joke that "inside joke" is a joke made during sex. Get it? Sex? Inside? Nevermind.
You're the definition of sex.
Your mom is the definition of sex.
(I'm sorry. That was REALLY lame. I just couldn't resist....)
I already know, she tells me everyday.
You know it. ;-)
I've stumbled upon a post which evokes random replies and comments
I'm trying to follow the comments, but I have no clue what's going on. DAMMIT I'M AN OUTSIDER! Wait. That means I can chill with Darrel, Johnny, and Ponyboy. Wait. Johnny's dead. (cry2)
But nothing Gold can stay
I feel like my 6th grade English teach walked up and slapped me in the face.
Isnt Darrel dead too?
(cry2) stop you're making me
I hated the outsiders. I didn't like a single thing about it. To kill a mockingbird was better. Then again I'm comparing a sixteen year olds work to a masterpiece that took three years to write.
I absolutely loved both of those books.
I mean, The Outsiders wasn't the worst book I have ever read. It was just kinda boring. I did think it was kinda cool how the ending reflected the beginning.
At least it's the real kind of random, not "ZOMG DINOSAURS RAWR HAHA IM SOOOO RANDOM ND PRETTY <33 :D"
It's the best kind of posts, amirite?
This is one of the only posts that I still love even though it has a smiley face in it!
i REALLY hope this gets potd!
I GET IT.
Hahaha and then grandpa came out with a boa... I should have drank the daiquiri...
...this is the first post in months that's made me laugh out loud.
Ha ha! That was a good'n.
Did no one else except me notice that this post doesn't end in 'amirite?'
Yeah that was the first thing I noticed and I wonder how they did it.
As for the post itself, it was okay... But I don't get why everyone is blowing their load over it.
Post and then edit.
Oh... I wonder why I haven't seen more posts like this then.
Ever seen a blank post? That's how you do that, too.
Oh yeah... And everyone loved it haha.
Should've changed Steve to our fearless leader, Anthony.
Anthony's alias is Steve because of that one time at What-a-Burger... you wouldn't understand
I ASKED YOU FOR A CHEESEBURGER!
Hey I should comment with a random and obscure occurrence because that shit is funny.
inb4 another fake inside joke...HAHA amirite random korean user who singlehandedly created a meme that will probably last forever on this website?
Oh and futer and macne and shit. I forgot to add that.
Yeah man why are all the amiriters having fun putting inside jokes in the comment section for this one post of the day? People are so childish and I'm glad you're above it all.
My name is Stephen so it makes it that much better.
then this was directed towards you, my good friend.
No, it was because of Kristen.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the soccer player with the Star Wars robe.
Man Steve is crazy...I'll definitely never be able to look at another lint roller the same.
I can't believe we ever got all of the honey off.
I think the only way this could've been better is if you made it your friend Jim.
One time I told my friend a funny story, and he replied “I guess you had to be there”. I was sad and everything until he said he was eaten by a ...well, you wouldn't get it, you had to be there.
I actually wanted to hear the rest of the story...
this really needs to be POTD soon.
Wow. You are really pretty :)
aww thankyou :D
This reminds me of that one time with the leopard and the juicebox... oh man. That was so funny!
So you agree? You think you're pretty?
I laughed out loud at this one..
This post is making me crave french toast...HAHA amrite you grizzled seniors who remember realdizzy?
I miss her (cry2)
I'M A NOOB AND I'M PROUD!
Everybody favorite this! We could get it to POTD on Wednesday!
I got it now:P
Haahaha after I explained it! :D
Amirite was ruined when Anthony took away the giantlhat.
I first read this as "keep your jokes inside your pants"
I think it's hilarious that you were suspended for making offensive posts and comments. Guess we haven't learned our lesson yet, eh?
Not homepaged, but over 1000 YYA's?
I saw it on the homepage...
And then there was the whole issue with seducing Benedict Cumberbatch, but the Queen brought that upon herself, didn't she, Sarah?
Haha, this post reminds me of that time last summer when Anthony blew-- never mind, you had to be there.
FUCK MAN, I KNEW I SHOULDA CAME WITH YOU GUYS.
LOL DUDE YOU SO FUNNY
Ok I'm reading this at 2am, so my brain isn't working 100%. Forget about my username but I'm not being sarcastic, I REALLY don't get it. :/
You wouldn't, it's kinda an inside thing.
HAHA! Just don't let the giraffe out of the over-sized wal-mart bag!!
There's sure a lot of Steves out there... 1615 by my count.
Welcome to the meetings of Steves. I'm Steve. And you are?
I don't believe so.
can someone explain this post
I could, but it would've been so much funnier if you'd been there.
Yeah, go fuck a horse. Cunt
Haha I know and remember the flattened French toast?
Haha I know and remember the flattened nose?
Don't remind me. It's not nice to make fun, okay? Hurtful.
alright, i probably shouldnt be sticking my nose into anyones business anyways
OMFG I feel so retarded right now.
This doesn't technically end with "amirite?" but "amirite, Steve?!" ARE YOU A WIZARD
oh yeah thanks! didn't see that there ^^;
HOW IS THIS NOW ON THE HOMEPAGE?!?!?!?!?!
i'm assuming you're said mod?
Works on the full site, for me at least.
Nick isn't a mod.
Amirite isn't the last word :o
I don't get it.
Do you really not get it or are you being sarcastic?
I really don't get it
HAHAHAHA!!!! Well, you had to be there.....
That makes two of us