It would have been a really boring and suspenseful job being the death eaters that had to monitor the world for mentions of Voldemort's name in the 7th book. "Vol-" "Hey, I think we've got something!" "-canoes" "Ah shit, never mind." amirite?

+452 It would have been a really boring and suspenseful job being the death eaters that had to monitor the world for mentions of Voldemort's name in the 7th book. "Vol-" "Hey, I think we've got something!" "-canoes" "Ah shit, never mind." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

say his name three times in the mirror

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like Vol....vol....volva. Vulva? Count me in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I favorite posts very seldom ... but this post was too hilarious to not favorite. Well done, I say, well done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read that as canoe, like the thing that floats. I was going to say WTF is a vol-canoe!?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Voluntary work at the soup kitchen we can do this for days, guys!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hope to see this as POTD soon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

er..im sure they don't sit around and wait for it...theres some sort of tracing spell that notifies them when it happens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finally, someone...And I thought we were all HP geeks. its called a Taboo...it alerts them when someone uses the word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a HUGE Harry Potter fan (trust me on this) I would normally agree with you, except that, um, did anyone mention that this was a joke? chill

by Anonymous 12 years ago