I told my boyfriend he had the biggest penis of all his friends. Why'd he get so upset? amirite?

+492 I told my boyfriend he had the biggest penis of all his friends. Why'd he get so upset? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This took me a while to get. Wow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He was upset because you had just been unmasked as the biggest slut of the year.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh well, I'm a lesbian. =/ I put quotes around this originally. Didn't want people to take me seriously. This never happened.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm aware haha. I just enjoy over reacting to things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lesbian you say? hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mhm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ruminations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's that? I got this from my friend Brandon. [4/22/2011 6:39:38 PM] Brandon: A man can be happy and sad at the same time. I can describe that to you in one sentence "You have the biggest penis of all your friends"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen this but not on this site, and you worded it well. Better than those facebook groups.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh man, I didn't know this was a FB group as I don't have a FB. As I said before I got this from my friend Brandon when he messaged me on Skype. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But thank you. ^.^

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I thought it was because he had no friends

by Anonymous 12 years ago