-193 When you drink fruit juice you're basically giving a plant oral sex, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Considering fruit are plant ovaries... no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...that's exactly my point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but you gotta give it to OP for thinking creatively. And pervertedly. e.e

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can think as hard as you want. If your result isn't desirable, it's not going to be liked.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So if you pull off my genitals, blend them up and squeeze the juice out of them, then drink it, you're giving me a blow job?? No thank you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't think there is a facepalm emoticon big enough. Consuming sex organs doesn't equal oral sex. Like, if someone handed me pre-paged women's ovaries, and I ate them, I haven't performed oral sex on a woman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes you have haha :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like drinking whats left of them after they've been beaten to a pulp.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I would NOT like to receive oral sex from you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Right now this is at 69 NW's. Given the content I find that highly amusing. Whereas normally I'd only be slightly amused.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Drinking ovary juice =/= blow job

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Who the hell agrees to these posts? Surely it must have been: "Oh hahaha, that's funny. Yeah, I'll agree."

by Anonymous 11 years ago