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Reserection - (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions. Ex: On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection, amirite?

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This is funny. We're all going to hell.

shelbybuckffss avatar shelbybuckffs +2Reply

Man you don't even know I never even got the chance to get my freak on.

Christ_Jesuss avatar Christ_Jesus +1Reply

Wow stupid Bible-thumpers voting me down.

K4ITs avatar K4IT Yeah You Are 0Reply
@K4IT Wow stupid Bible-thumpers voting me down.

People get all protective over religion, so just keep making jokes

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are 0Reply
@K4IT shut up

I was supporting you but aight lol

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Jonesy I was supporting you but aight lol

oooooooooooo my bad lol you dont have to shut up C:

K4ITs avatar K4IT Yeah You Are +2Reply
@K4IT oooooooooooo my bad lol you dont have to shut up C:

Haha I felt kinda bad there for a little bit lol.

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Jonesy Haha I felt kinda bad there for a little bit lol.

hahah, sorry. I misunderstood at first

K4ITs avatar K4IT Yeah You Are 0Reply
@K4IT hahah, sorry. I misunderstood at first

Haha it's understandable. I meant to say that the joke is hilarious and religious people need to stop being all stuck up lol

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Jonesy Haha it's understandable. I meant to say that the joke is hilarious and religious people need to stop being all...

Exactly! I made that my Facebook status and my boyfriend texted me and said his crazy religious mom was mad about it. Like stfu and get over yourself, its obviously a joke.

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@K4IT lmfao good idea.

Thanks lol

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