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Also about Jokes & Humour+5No one really likes you...until you start talking and prove to be interesting. Amirite?
Also by DurzoBlint+185If you get shot at while having a cigarette, don't complain. Because after all, everybody knows that when there's smoke, there's fire, amirite?
Also by DurzoBlint+381Imagine if the tickle monster was actually real. You'd just be lying on your bed, eyes closed, on the verge of falling asleep then all of a sudden the tickle monster comes out and attacks your armpits. The paranoia of being attacked again would keep you up for at least another hour, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+10It happens to everybody if you just wait long enough. Amirite?
Also about holes+134You wouldn't be surprised if they made a porno version of "Holes" and called it the same thing, amirite?
Also about holes+228There's only a few things in life that are more annoying than receiving a piece of paper that has "holes" photocopied onto it, but no actual holes punched into the paper. Amirite?
Also about holes+53Holes get bigger the more you take away from them, amirite?
Also about watering+37There's a reason why 'diet' starts with 'die'....it kills you a little bit inside every time you pass on those mouth watering calories, amirite?
Also about holes+65I don't have anything against getting pierced or tattooed, but if you are going to cover every inch of your body in holes and ink, don't be surprised when people don't take you seriously, amirite?
Also about holes+74Atheists: It is incredibly annoying when theists try to poke holes in science and show how we're stupid to believe that. At least we have evidence, no matter how little, to prove something, all they have is faith. What sucks the most is we can't make this argument back without sounding like another one of those pretentious douchebags trying to shove Atheism down everyones throat, amirite?