+275 I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uh... hate to break it to you, Benjamin, but you've been dead for a long while now...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh no that was a different Benjamin Franklin in the obituary in 1790. . .I'm not in denial wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only one who started reading the beginning to the tune of Tik Tok?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wake up in the morning feeling like B. Franklin grab my horse and buggy cause you know it's spankin' before I depart in my cart, gotta sip some more tea, cause when I depart from here I'mma dump it in the sea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think I just shit myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago