+436 The next time somebody asks you "guess what", don't say "what" back. Actually guess something that is really out there to throw them off their game. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend and I always do that to eachother, and it's nothing, but when we say it to a normal person they have that face like "why the fuck did they just guess neon peanut butter?!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Guess what?!?" "There once was young boy named Lenard, Fa fa fa fa fiddle dee dee He faced a fearsome giant While raj just wanted to pee." "Umm... no. Dan just asked me out.... but whatever."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The big bang theory?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Always respond with "You're pregnant?!" Regardless of age, gender or sexual promiscuity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol nice. Or like.. "your pregnant I knew it! Who's the father?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once I said to my brother, "you know what would be really awkward?" And he went, "standing on your friend's cat." I couldn't even deny it. That would be a very awkward situation to be in.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

like in Friends, Rachel asks Chandler and he says, "The 5th dentist caved and now they all recommend Trident?" =b

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I do that already

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I do that already

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just say "no" or "don't tell me what to do" :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whenever my sister responds with, "What?" I automatically say "cow." Good old-fashioned Vermont humor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once I was chatting with my cousin and she said 'Guess what?', and somehow I ended up talking about her 'recent ski trip' in which she ended up being a sled for a bright purple grape-like alien down the tallest mountain in Canada. She forgot what she was actually gonna tell me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whenever I get asked that I usually just respond "I don't need to..You're going to tell me anyway."

by Anonymous 12 years ago