Once I said to my brother, "you know what would be really awkward?" And he went, "standing on your friend's cat." I couldn't even deny it. That would be a very awkward situation to be in.
Always respond with "You're pregnant?!" Regardless of age, gender or sexual promiscuity.
Lol nice. Or like.. "your pregnant I knew it! Who's the father?"
like in Friends, Rachel asks Chandler and he says, "The 5th dentist caved and now they all recommend Trident?" =b
"There once was young boy named Lenard,
Fa fa fa fa fiddle dee dee
He faced a fearsome giant
While raj just wanted to pee."
"Umm... no. Dan just asked me out.... but whatever."
The big bang theory?
My friend and I always do that to eachother, and it's nothing, but when we say it to a normal person they have that face like "why the fuck did they just guess neon peanut butter?!"
I just say "no" or "don't tell me what to do" :)
Whenever I get asked that I usually just respond "I don't need to..You're going to tell me anyway."
Whenever my sister responds with, "What?" I automatically say "cow."
Good old-fashioned Vermont humor.
Once I was chatting with my cousin and she said 'Guess what?', and somehow I ended up talking about her 'recent ski trip' in which she ended up being a sled for a bright purple grape-like alien down the tallest mountain in Canada.
She forgot what she was actually gonna tell me.
it couldn't be french toast, is it?
Crap I forgot
But I do that already