+334 Lions are badass. Seriously, the job description for an African male lion is “Bang female lions, kick the shit out of other male lions when they try to roll up on your pride, and pimp slap hyenas when they enter your territory, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lmfao, I never thought of them like that before, but you ARE right!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah.female lions get punked and chased away by those fucking gay hyenas..male lions rolls in, and owns everyone..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

According to Wikipedia, it's the other way around. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion#Hunting_and_diet

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Job description? It sounds like they applied to be a lion. I wonder what they'd put on their resume. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lions pale in comparison to tigers. Tigers are the ultimate big cat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You forgot to end your quotes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

You made those male lions sound wayyy more badass, Clinton!!! Hahaha props.

by Anonymous 12 years ago