+478 If you had to choose between being an Elf or a Dwarf, you would choose to be an Elf, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dwarf all the way, they'll just drink beer and party.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then go gut some Orcs with a battle axe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! I'M DIGGING A HOLE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Keebler or LOTR?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being a dwarf just makes you sound short.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dwarfs are real, elves are not. so dwarfs by default.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It depends on the lore. LotR? Elf. Dragon age? Dwarf.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But dragon age dwarfs don't have an affinity for magic! D=

by Anonymous 12 years ago