+1,784 Peanuts, fruit, milk, adorable little animals... Why can't we be allergic to something like dangerous or annoying like hobos or sharks? ....ACHOO! ooh shit there's a terrorist somewhere here, I know it. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a joke like this on Beauty & the Geek, asking to be allergic to sharks & tigers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would of agreed if you just hadn't added the last part.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would have*...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd like to be allergic to lies. The I'd know when someone is bullshitting me. It would be funny. Of course, if someone thought what they were saying was true then that wouldn't apply.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being allergic to terrorists would be EPIC.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Achoo! ...OHMYGOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's how they found Bin Laden.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be awesome to be allergic to something like explosives. You could sell your services to the Army for huge amounts of money. "I'm getting a rash so you'd better not walk here; there's grenades."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm allergic to any animal with fur. ):

by Anonymous 12 years ago

science.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i would have agreed if u hadnt said hobos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Perhaps OP meant hobo spiders.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Achoo, sniff sniff...*points at random person and shouts* AAH TERRORIST!!! *everyone runs and screams in circles*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i felt bad because it was at exactly 999. i had to vote that i liked it just to see the number go to 1000

by Anonymous 12 years ago