+695 If Osama really didn't want to be found he should've just shaved his beard and bought a Hawaiian tee shirt or something, no one would suspect a thing, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would make sense, except for the fact that he was a America-hating fanatical Muslim extremist--shaving his beard and wearing a Hawaiian shirt would be going against the views he so adamantly stood for.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Getting a tan would really sell it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

His followers would have killed him if he shaved his beard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WTF?!?!? Sooooooo racist! I'm happy that he's dead and all, but sheesh! Have some respect.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How is this post racist in the slightest bit? /over-sensitive anon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... or just not hide at all. If anyone approaches him, accuse them of being racist and thinking every muslim they see is a terrorist :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe an I <3 NY Shirt.

by Anonymous 12 years ago