+474 Bending spoons isn't all that fantastic. If a psychic really wanted to impress, they would bend a piece of spaghetti or a cracker without snapping it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I am going to bend this spoon using psychic power." *bends spoon* "But you just bent it with your hands!" "Who said the psychic power doesn't flow through my hands?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can bend spaghetti. I just have to cook it in my "magical liquid" first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

jizz?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But that would involve a complex movement of its very structure, possibly molecule by molecule. That would be impressive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They can't bend crackers if they're crackalackin'

by Anonymous 12 years ago