Nah, I want to be like one of those cool people who can spell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll probably buy a motorbike, and be one of those obnoxious old guys on motorbikes. And then I'll get really fat and shite, because there's no need to try and look good anymore. And when things get awkward I'll act like I'm stupid and/or can't hear, and no one can tell me off coz I'm old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Duude. When I start having grandkids or something, I'm becoming one of those Florida bike whores, except I'll probably like in Arizona or something. I won't care what ANYONE thinks, because it's like "Imma bout to die anyway, Why give a fuck". Hopefully I'll have some retirement money, if not, I'll get by hustling in pool bars. Then when shit gets boring I'll head down into Mexico ...Riding off into the sunset.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*live

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll settle for the crazy old conspiracist that owns their own radio show, where I'll rant on how a muslim terrorist photoshopped his birth certificate, faked the assasination of his cousin, and ultimately deceived billions into letting him run a county.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...you're...

by Anonymous 12 years ago