+245 It seems like the exact moment you're on the toilet is the exact moment that your parents suddenly need you RIGHT. THAT. SECOND. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's worse when you're in the shower. Because they will just continue knocking and yelling and freaking out so I eventually have to turn off the shower, get out to turn off the fan, and then realize they just wanted to tell me something really stupid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Why do you ALWAYS have to go to the restroom when I ask you to do something?" Yea because I plan when I use the restroom...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I somehow have this sixth sense that causes me to have to go to the bathroom 2 seconds before my brother does so he's always yelling at me for stealing the bathroom before he can get there.

by Anonymous 11 years ago