Isn't it awesome that the term is "Perform Oral Sex". Like it is some kind of "performance" that must be done right, requiring preparation, skill and practice to master. amirite?

+123 Isn't it awesome that the term is "Perform Oral Sex". Like it is some kind of "performance" that must be done right, requiring preparation, skill and practice to master. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you don't get a round of applause, you're doing it wrong ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its because it is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Performing oral sex on a guy is pretty straightforward: pop it in your mouth, suck it, & try to resist the temptation to bite it off when he tries to force it down your throat when he cums. Oral sex on a woman requires a lot more finesse. It requires the gentlest caress of her clitoris, and a little bit of patience. You will be rewarded by the amazing experience of feeling her clit dancing on the end of your tongue as she cums. Keep your licks light as she climaxes, because that sucker is sensitive, and it’s easy to make her sore, or numb. This skill should be taught by all girls to their boyfriends at the same time in their relationship as she is giving him “hand relief”, & definitely before he gets a blow job! Never forget girls, you are entitled to just as many orgasms as he is!

by Anonymous 1 year ago