Do zombies have the basic motor function to operate a zipline?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, in fact, we do. It's seen on the Zombies map "Call of the Dead" of Black Ops. As time goes on, the restorative properties of Ununpentium grow stronger and stronger. In Nacht der Untoten, we were unable to do much other than walk slowly and run quickly; now we are fighting through barricades and operating ziplines. If you have ever played Zombies, 1. I fucking hate you. 2. You have probably noticed that as the rounds pass, zombies become increasingly difficult to kill. This is the most immediate effect of Element 115. Over longer periods of time, though, motor functions are restored, and someday we may be able to walk the streets as respected members of society.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I blame my cousin, who insisted that you in fact were NOT trying to give me a hug. If it makes you feel better, I got him killed (multiple times).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you. Oh, and that's a pretty sweet boulder.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks. That's.. um... how do I compliment a zombie?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Start with the eyes. That always works, even if someone's dead. Or their astounding ability to add unrelated stuff to a comment while correcting a typo. (hint: our eyes are luminescent)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Your eyes glow like a zombie whose eyes glow." How's that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That works, thanks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mother bought me a zip lining groupon that I was really excited for but then a kid I babysit for occasionally broke his collarbone on one and she wouldn't let me go on it after that :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago