+176 You kind of have to wonder what Morticians are thinking as they're picking careers. "What do I want to be? I'm not a good enough doctor for live people...Maybe dead people? Yeah! I can't screw that up! A mortician!" Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Doug from Scrubs.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's exactly what my friend is doing

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A pornstar: "Yeah I CAN screw that up!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The question is hilarious but after I stopped laughing... I guess embalming is an ancient rite and maybe it has to do with respecting the dead and their families?

by Anonymous 8 years ago