As a kid, we all had those beliefs that we now think are completely stupid, like thinking everyone lives to exactly 100, or that war is won by whoever kills the most people after a certain amount of time, amirite?

+321 As a kid, we all had those beliefs that we now think are completely stupid, like thinking everyone lives to exactly 100, or that war is won by whoever kills the most people after a certain amount of time, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That every strand of your hair fell out and regrew every night. My sister told me that one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

War should be like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to think you got pregnant by saying, "I do," at your wedding.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my mom told me you'd get pregnant if you didn't get a special annual shot. i used to beg her not to get that shot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That one could be true, actually. I get that shot every 3 months.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That not every woman is a bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Easy now. Let's not get any innocent doggies involved here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you sing in the toilet you die. My sister told me that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought all old people that I didn't know were kidnappers. I was a paranoid youngster.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought if you acted bad in a grocery store, someone who worked there would bring you to the back and make you sit in a "time-out room."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's not a bad idea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you swallow an apple seed an apple tree will grow in your stomach.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was going to magically become tall. At 15 and 5'0" I have to say that i've lost hope.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to think there was a legal age limit for staying up past 10.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

damn. i still thought the war one :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought that people continue to grow each year. I didn't know that you stop growing at a certain age.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to think that the world was 50% black and 50% white because my city is about that, so I wondered why black people on TV always complained about being a minority.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Staying up past midnight results in being murdered by my Teddy bear.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought you couldn't have a kid unless you were married.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet some of the people who had a kid before they were married wish that one was true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. I guess I was a pretty innocently thinking little kid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never knew, or even really thought about, how older girls had/got boobs. I just assumed you'd wake up one morning and there they'd be...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to think that a fairy took a magical substance out of the male and put it into the women. I was in shock when I figured out how sex worked, and a little disgusted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to think my parents hired my people to be my grandparents. I would go around boasting that I had two pairs. It was a huge shock to find out that they're actually my parents' parents.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought you got pregnant by kissing your husband at your wedding. I also thought that was your first kiss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago