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The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?

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Know what's worse? The Ugly Duckling, everyone knows you have to be beautiful to be loved.

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@steelerman113 Know what's worse? The Ugly Duckling, everyone knows you have to be beautiful to be loved. Jk...

Yes.

IRL life, ugly kids or kids who don't fit in probably aren't going to grow up to be beautiful. A better ending would be the ugly duckling learning to live with his looks, instead of finding others who looked like him.

Also, if you want to analysis it more, the faux duckling didn't fit in with the ducks, and only fit in with the swans, which is what the really was - so it was a "stick with your own kind" thing.

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You beat me to commenting this!

If you want to look at this from a realistic point of view, I'd be less worried about the fact that the rabbit took a nap half way through, and more worried about the fact that a tortoise and a rabbit can talk and shit

I say we get a real rabbit and tortoise. See how this really turns out.

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