+375 When someone says "You see, what had happened was..." you know you're about to hear a lame ass excuse, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you see, what happened was... I was trying to stall while I came up with an almost kinda believable half-assed story

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SHELBY! This post is totally not about me and Julian, amirite? x3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You see, what happened was... I was riding my giant Pikachu clone to school when a Squirtle 20 times my size and 50 feet broad attacked! Naturally, Pika countered, which led to a long battle eventually won by Pika. Then we realized, "Oh no, the Squirtle is in our way!" So we had to go AROUND the giant Squirtle, which involved crossing 3 rivers and a bridge of spikes. Then we had to stop and dry off, which took a while because we had to just lay in the sun. Then I had an asthma attack and had to find my inhaler. And that is why I'm late today.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't laugh out loud, but I was thinking that your lame ass excuse was pretty funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

two thumbs up for your honesty!

by Anonymous 12 years ago