Ya but then you would have to be on fire. You must really want the money...
it's not about the money...it's about entertaining YOU the fans! Thank you for making a dream come true, i love you all!
Jesus Chrst, our Lord, our Saviour, Son of God... That's twisted..
No. Unless you're emo
This is really clever, please tell me you thought of it yourself..
(PartyOnKayla):Yea. My best friend was saying that if you get caught drinking alcohol underage, you should drink all of the evidence, so i responded with the above post.
When you get caught with Plutonium-239, nuclear bomb the evidence.
I read a story in a trivia book about a guy who robbed a store with a banana in his pocket he was pretending was a gun, and when someone called the police he ate it.
They added a destruction of evidence charge, though.
Wtf, that pisses me off. What if he was extremely hungry?
They serve food in prison!
(Chauncy Pickles): But what if HE COULDN'T WAIT? And he ended up dying of starvation while being driven to jail?
Did you mean Hell?
If not, then so be it. Kids need more cautionary tales. With their short skirts and their bear midrifs. We appreciated modesty back in my day, mm-hmm!
(Chauncy Pickles): Hmm, I'm not sure if I like where this conversation is headed....
Hey! I was reading a book of grafitti once, and there was something like that! First, there were two guys with bananas; then, it was two guys with guns; then it was two guys in banana suits holding guns. I really wanted t obuy the book, but I don't have any money. Ever.
Cool story bro
Even though your the first one to comment something following the pattern, "Even though your the first one to comment something following the pattern, 'x', it has the potential to become a very long combo. So the following is a preemptive 'y!':
, it has the potential to become a very long combo. So the following is a preemptive "C-C-C-COCOA CRISPIES!":
If you don't burn the fire alarm as well then people will think you're a hero who tried to save the school. BONUS POINTS!
wow. anyone who does that is such an arsonhole.
I can't believe I'm the only one who loved this comment... Ross I'm sending mucho love your way, to make up for all the assholes that aren't showing you love.
I wonder if you're going to reply to yourself in the follow-up.
If you get caught cutting school, you should cut the witnesses.
When in doubt, sing.
We didn't start the fire! It's always been burnin' since the world's been turnin'!
Today, i am whole.
Why, were you split in pieces before today?
That explains everything! When Nonsense_Narwhal's pieces were put back together, her greatness was restored to full power, allowing her to achieve post of the day!
(Chauncy Pickles): Look what she accomplished when she was in pieces, just imagine what she can accomplish now that she is whole.
That too, It's true what they say about getting a potd...
What, it fills your hole? Because that sounds highly sexual.
(Your+name+(optional)): well of course it does. to get POTD you have sex with anthony. hole filled
Sabrina saw me pull the fire alarm. BURN THE WITCH.
No, Tia did it.
BURN THE WITNESSES!
BURN THE LESSONPLANS...to a blank cd of course
Mrs. Ross, is that you?
Haha. Good Post.
The mighty Dwight complimented one of my posts? Today just keeps getting better...
We need to be friends.
Is that one new? SWEET!
Not new, but not commonly seen. Here's another rare one for your viewing pleasure
ONLY because HE started the fire!
Oh, no wait. That was Ryan...
I read that as MIGHTY DWIGHTY.
dwight is not mighty!!!!
All the fire alarms in the schools in my district have covers over them that sound a really high pitch alarm if you lift them and I set them off once when i knocked into it. Walk away quickly and don't look back- the best solution.
Me too... except the security dood was right there and was like, "Arghh" and reached for a "weapon". And I was like, "Don't tase me bro!" And he was like, "Wtf? Why would I do that?" and picked out his walkie talkie and told someone else it was just an accident.
and past tense of "do" is "did", not "doed".
(Chauncy Pickles): Haha, I never used "doed", I said dood and I meant that as dude? I'm thinking that's what's got your head on a trip, you pickley character you
Burn the fire alarm so people can't use it
Have you ever done that?
Nuke from orbit
That's a weird name for someone in a gum commercial, but who am I to judge?
(Chauncy Pickles): lmao. Clever
Pfft, teachers find out I pull the fire alarm, they don't do shit. That's what happens when you're as fresh as me
Poor candito, all by his lonesome. It's all those people vs him.
At the time of the comment, he was the only one who voted down (as a user), so it showed a whole group of people vs him on the agreed/disagreed box.
If you get caught at school, teach the punk a lesson. knucklecrack
Cum on me bro!
Come at me bro!
Dude, stop giving me ideas for this year's senior prank...
That would be a really clever prank, to pull the fire alarm "accidentally"!
So we burn our hands?
No no no, that's if you get caught masturbating.
(Your+name+(optional)): Burn the sin away!
One time I got caught smoking weed, I burned the evidence. WEEZY F BABY! AHA
The F is for go Fuck yourself
What? Really? Oh man, you must be a master observer, thanks a lot man. I don't know what I'd ever do without you having told me that, oh you're a life saver man, this whole time I thought that go started with f, thanks Shaanarfuckyourface
Kickass always seems mad
Well I wouldn't say always... HEY WAIT A MINUTE! HOW DO YOU KNOW?
I'm not mad... I'm FURIOUS!
Every comment ive seen from you seems bitchy
Bitchy? That's a whole new level of nonsense, you n'ar do whal!
I see you like your new nickname. Oh and I hope you're happy, I'm trying to put up more funny and less hurtful things. :/
I do like it, i laughed, and good, hurtful things make me sad
Umm, pretty sure it is
(Nonsence_Narwhal): So, you should drink the cop that found you?
I'm pretty sure a cop doesn't count as evidence. Unless they saw you or something
(Your+name+(optional)): I'm also pretty sure that its going to be very hard to drink him.
the cop counts as evidence when he holds the gun to your head and forces you to pull the alarm
The thumbnail of your picture makes it look like you're smoking.
Even if the cop was evidence, it says you should burn him, not drink him. What was going through your mind when you read this post?
Probably something along the lines of:
"Hey, cop! The early nineties called! They want their moustache back!" burn