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If you accidentally pull the fire alarm at school, you should burn all of the evidence, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yourself?
by Anonymous12 years ago
No. Unless you're emo
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is really clever, please tell me you thought of it yourself..
by Anonymous12 years ago
(PartyOnKayla):Yea. My best friend was saying that if you get caught drinking alcohol underage, you should drink all of the evidence, so i responded with the above post.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When you get caught with Plutonium-239, nuclear bomb the evidence.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I read a story in a trivia book about a guy who robbed a store with a banana in his pocket he was pretending was a gun, and when someone called the police he ate it.
They added a destruction of evidence charge, though.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wtf, that pisses me off. What if he was extremely hungry?
by Anonymous12 years ago
They serve food in prison!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): But what if HE COULDN'T WAIT? And he ended up dying of starvation while being driven to jail?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Did you mean Hell?
If not, then so be it. Kids need more cautionary tales. With their short skirts and their bear midrifs. We appreciated modesty back in my day, mm-hmm!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Hmm, I'm not sure if I like where this conversation is headed....
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hey! I was reading a book of grafitti once, and there was something like that! First, there were two guys with bananas; then, it was two guys with guns; then it was two guys in banana suits holding guns. I really wanted t obuy the book, but I don't have any money. Ever.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cool story bro
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Nonsence_Narwhal): So, you should drink the cop that found you?
by Anonymous12 years ago
wut?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm pretty sure a cop doesn't count as evidence. Unless they saw you or something
by Anonymous12 years ago
the cop counts as evidence when he holds the gun to your head and forces you to pull the alarm
by Anonymous12 years ago
The thumbnail of your picture makes it look like you're smoking.
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): I'm also pretty sure that its going to be very hard to drink him.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Even if the cop was evidence, it says you should burn him, not drink him. What was going through your mind when you read this post?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Probably something along the lines of:
"Hey, cop! The early nineties called! They want their moustache back!" *burn*
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wonder if you're going to reply to yourself in the follow-up.
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
Today, i am whole.
by Anonymous12 years ago
:'(
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why, were you split in pieces before today?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That explains everything! When Nonsense_Narwhal's pieces were put back together, her greatness was restored to full power, allowing her to achieve post of the day!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Look what she accomplished when she was in pieces, just imagine what she can accomplish now that she is whole.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you don't burn the fire alarm as well then people will think you're a hero who tried to save the school. BONUS POINTS!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Burn the fire alarm so people can't use it
by Anonymous12 years ago
Poor candito, all by his lonesome. It's all those people vs him.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Uhh what?
by Anonymous12 years ago
At the time of the comment, he was the only one who voted down (as a user), so it showed a whole group of people vs him on the agreed/disagreed box.
by Anonymous12 years ago
:) Brilliant!
by Anonymous12 years ago
BURN THE WITNESSES!
by Anonymous12 years ago
BURN THE LESSONPLANS...to a blank cd of course
by Anonymous12 years ago
Mrs. Ross, is that you?
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://memegenerator.net/instance/8308159
by Anonymous12 years ago
So we burn our hands?
by Anonymous12 years ago
No no no, that's if you get caught masturbating.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): Burn the sin away!
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you get caught cutting school, you should cut the witnesses.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sabrina saw me pull the fire alarm. BURN THE WITCH.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haha. Good Post.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The mighty Dwight complimented one of my posts? Today just keeps getting better...
by Anonymous12 years ago
We need to be friends.
by Anonymous12 years ago
friends
by Anonymous12 years ago
Is that one new? SWEET!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not new, but not commonly seen. Here's another rare one for your viewing pleasure
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
I like
by Anonymous12 years ago
ONLY because HE started the fire!
Oh, no wait. That was Ryan...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I read that as MIGHTY DWIGHTY.
by Anonymous12 years ago
One time I got caught smoking weed, I burned the evidence. WEEZY F BABY! *AHA*
I can't believe I'm the only one who loved this comment... Ross I'm sending mucho love your way, to make up for all the assholes that aren't showing you love.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you get caught at school, teach the punk a lesson. *knucklecrack*
by Anonymous12 years ago
Come at me bro!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cum on me bro!
by Anonymous12 years ago
*buttcrack*
by Anonymous12 years ago
When in doubt, sing.
We didn't start the fire! It's always been burnin' since the world's been turnin'!
by Anonymous12 years ago
All the fire alarms in the schools in my district have covers over them that sound a really high pitch alarm if you lift them and I set them off once when i knocked into it. Walk away quickly and don't look back- the best solution.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Me too... except the security dood was right there and was like, "Arghh" and reached for a "weapon". And I was like, "Don't tase me bro!" And he was like, "Wtf? Why would I do that?" and picked out his walkie talkie and told someone else it was just an accident.
by Anonymous12 years ago
doed*
and past tense of "do" is "did", not "doed".
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Haha, I never used "doed", I said dood and I meant that as dude? I'm thinking that's what's got your head on a trip, you pickley character you
by Anonymous12 years ago
Have you ever done that?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nuke from orbit
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's a weird name for someone in a gum commercial, but who am I to judge?
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): lmao. Clever
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dude, stop giving me ideas for this year's senior prank...
by Anonymous12 years ago
That would be a really clever prank, to pull the fire alarm "accidentally"!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Pfft, teachers find out I pull the fire alarm, they don't do shit. That's what happens when you're as fresh as me
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