+1,346 If you accidentally pull the fire alarm at school, you should burn all of the evidence, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yourself?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Unless you're emo wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is really clever, please tell me you thought of it yourself..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(PartyOnKayla):Yea. My best friend was saying that if you get caught drinking alcohol underage, you should drink all of the evidence, so i responded with the above post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When you get caught with Plutonium-239, nuclear bomb the evidence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read a story in a trivia book about a guy who robbed a store with a banana in his pocket he was pretending was a gun, and when someone called the police he ate it. They added a destruction of evidence charge, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wtf, that pisses me off. What if he was extremely hungry?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They serve food in prison!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): But what if HE COULDN'T WAIT? And he ended up dying of starvation while being driven to jail?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you mean Hell? If not, then so be it. Kids need more cautionary tales. With their short skirts and their bear midrifs. We appreciated modesty back in my day, mm-hmm!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Hmm, I'm not sure if I like where this conversation is headed....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey! I was reading a book of grafitti once, and there was something like that! First, there were two guys with bananas; then, it was two guys with guns; then it was two guys in banana suits holding guns. I really wanted t obuy the book, but I don't have any money. Ever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Nonsence_Narwhal): So, you should drink the cop that found you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wut?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure a cop doesn't count as evidence. Unless they saw you or something

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the cop counts as evidence when he holds the gun to your head and forces you to pull the alarm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The thumbnail of your picture makes it look like you're smoking.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I'm also pretty sure that its going to be very hard to drink him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even if the cop was evidence, it says you should burn him, not drink him. What was going through your mind when you read this post?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Probably something along the lines of: "Hey, cop! The early nineties called! They want their moustache back!" *burn*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wonder if you're going to reply to yourself in the follow-up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Today, i am whole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:'(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why, were you split in pieces before today?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That explains everything! When Nonsense_Narwhal's pieces were put back together, her greatness was restored to full power, allowing her to achieve post of the day!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Look what she accomplished when she was in pieces, just imagine what she can accomplish now that she is whole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you don't burn the fire alarm as well then people will think you're a hero who tried to save the school. BONUS POINTS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Burn the fire alarm so people can't use it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Poor candito, all by his lonesome. It's all those people vs him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uhh what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At the time of the comment, he was the only one who voted down (as a user), so it showed a whole group of people vs him on the agreed/disagreed box.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:) Brilliant!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BURN THE WITNESSES!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BURN THE LESSONPLANS...to a blank cd of course

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mrs. Ross, is that you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://memegenerator.net/instance/8308159

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So we burn our hands?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No no no, that's if you get caught masturbating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Burn the sin away!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you get caught cutting school, you should cut the witnesses.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sabrina saw me pull the fire alarm. BURN THE WITCH.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha. Good Post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The mighty Dwight complimented one of my posts? Today just keeps getting better...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We need to be friends.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

goo friends

by Anonymous 12 years ago

goo Is that one new? goo goo goo goo goo goo goo SWEET!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not new, but not commonly seen. Here's another rare one for your viewing pleasure sad

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yum

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like puke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ONLY because HE started the fire! Oh, no wait. That was Ryan...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read that as MIGHTY DWIGHTY.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time I got caught smoking weed, I burned the evidence. WEEZY F BABY! *AHA*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The F is for go Fuck yourself

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umm, pretty sure it is

by Anonymous 12 years ago

INSANITY WOLF! http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/memes-set-off-fire-alarm-burn-the-evidence.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wow. anyone who does that is such an arsonhole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't believe I'm the only one who loved this comment... Ross I'm sending mucho love your way, to make up for all the assholes that aren't showing you love.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you get caught at school, teach the punk a lesson. *knucklecrack*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Come at me bro!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cum on me bro!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*buttcrack*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When in doubt, sing. We didn't start the fire! It's always been burnin' since the world's been turnin'!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All the fire alarms in the schools in my district have covers over them that sound a really high pitch alarm if you lift them and I set them off once when i knocked into it. Walk away quickly and don't look back- the best solution.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me too... except the security dood was right there and was like, "Arghh" and reached for a "weapon". And I was like, "Don't tase me bro!" And he was like, "Wtf? Why would I do that?" and picked out his walkie talkie and told someone else it was just an accident.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

doed* and past tense of "do" is "did", not "doed".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Haha, I never used "doed", I said dood and I meant that as dude? I'm thinking that's what's got your head on a trip, you pickley character you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you ever done that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nuke from orbit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a weird name for someone in a gum commercial, but who am I to judge?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): lmao. Clever

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, stop giving me ideas for this year's senior prank...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be a really clever prank, to pull the fire alarm "accidentally"!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pfft, teachers find out I pull the fire alarm, they don't do shit. That's what happens when you're as fresh as me cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago