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Also about foods and bananas+166Some of the best foods happen to be shaped liked penises. Popcicles, breadsticks, hot dogs, bananas, sub sandwiches, amirite?
Also about foods+178When you're eating bite-sized foods, like grapes, you try to make the number of foods you put on the right and left sides of your mouth even, amirite?
Also about bagels and donuts+273It's weird that we've assigned certain types of food to each meal. Why should they be different? Why should we eat things like donuts and bagels; waffles, pancakes, and French toast; eggs, sausage and bacon for breakfast? Simple things like sandwiches for lunch? More complex, time-consuming meals for dinner? amirite?
Also about foods, bagels, and donuts+234A lot of health foods have junk food equivalents. Bagels have donuts, smoothies have milkshakes, frozen yogurt has ice cream, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+26Eating food burns calories since you're constantly moving your jaw. amirite?
Also by heirofslytherin-8Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black should get a room, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+21We regard feeling hungry as our body telling us to eat, but really it's our body offering us a choice between eating and losing weight. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+58All the food you eat is converted into energy that your cells use to create and maintain themselves. You are quite literally what you eat. amirite?
Also by heirofslytherin+361Don't make fun of me for being stupid, I'm just not the brightest waxy coloring thingy in the cardboard thing that holds the waxy coloring thingies, okay? amirite?