+368 Never tell a public masturbator to "think of the children", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

in addition, never tell the children to think of the public masturbator.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

well i certainly wouldn't tell them. maybe it's just a soviet russian thing. hm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uh...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe we should, if they're not a pedophile it could make their penis go flaccid and therefore stopping said masturbation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But imagine the trauma if they go faster.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's when you kick said masturbater straight in the dick, bending it back and braking it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dont think children will do that to him, if hes going at it in public, something gets him going out there

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well not necessarily children, but an older bystander could do it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ick, okay that's enough.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow almost a word for word repost.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1246348 (reeree): Never saw a post like this before, sorry to disappoint.

by Anonymous 12 years ago