+577 Google turned 12 this year. That means we only have 1 more year till the teen wont answer anything, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't see how it's better than now, when Google is twelve and therefore doesn't know what this is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Soon it will be all sarcastic, and when you search for (example- nice restaurants in my city), it'll be like "Ugh, get off your lazy ass and find it yourself, loser. I got better things to do than attend to your needs all day"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Search: "Local jobs" Google: "Hand and blow? (;"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You search "why did Europeans colonize North America?" first result is "because I did your mom."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am feeling a future POTD with this one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Futer*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I AGREE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh Pimp. Promiscuous Pimp.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i hope haha. i'm excited about that possibility now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All these comments talking about how Google would respond in a stereotypical teen manner are inaccurate. Once Google hits 13, it'll seem like it crashed. It won't have, though. It'll just be far too busy exploring the unending supply of porn it has access to to respond to anything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

im 12 and what is this

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your MOM. lolerzzzz.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I live for the day when the "l" in google turns into a giant hand flipping the world off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually I think it'll be the annoying kid who spouts out random facts they found online or always tells you about that funny YouTube video.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*types in who won a 1994 grammy* google: YOUR MOM AN ME IN BED LOLZZZZ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

stolen from Tumblr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

does it really matter?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes it does. Amirite's about page "Be creative and come up with original ideas people will enjoy reading." "Don't post something that's been posted before" (This should include shit stolen from other sites, because we all see it before it's posted here)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well it wasnt posted on here before. If it was, people wouldnt vote it. if it was posted on here previously it wouldnt have gone through. quit complaining

by Anonymous 12 years ago

people vote for repeats all the time. There have been a few POTDs that have been repeats. And why should i quit complaining on an OPINION site. I'm merely stating my opinions, man up about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

man up about it? you're anonymous. and honestly i'm cool with posts that are new to this site. i would guess that the majority of users are in agreement with me on that. it just seems like you're trying to start drama on a common issue which nearly every post gets. Granted, about 70% of the posts on here aren't user created I would say. You can either whine and bitch about it and how it's not completely original, or you can realize that it may not be new to you, but that doesn't mean it's not new to someone else who probably wouldn't read it if it were not for this site.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One, the person I was replying to was ANONYMOUS, so chill out. Two, there's no RULE that states I must have an account to post comments so calm down about that too. And three, it wasn't a big deal until all you guys got butt hurt about it. I merely stated amiritie's ACTUAL rules (not some stupid shit about how being anonymous makes your opinion any less real), that specifically says to be original...which pertains highly to this post. So again, man up :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OP does have a point. you're giving him a hard time about "following the rules" and you don't even have an account on here.. which wouldn't make sense as to why you are getting so fired up about this issue.. Or you do, and you're just going anonymously, which would mean you have to man up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh shit, good thing I finish school next year.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The day google turned 13 the site wouldn't load for me. I found this scary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago