Anthony's mom: "This is AWESOMEE."
Anthony's dad: "It's great having sex, amirite?"
That's the most casual thing to say while having sex
Don't be silly, they never had sex. Something that amazing can't be created naturally.
The only explanation is that Anthony went back in time and fathered himself.
..He obviously used the time macne ;)
He had sex with his mom?!
No, he got himself pregnant.
Of course they didn't. The unicorns and rainbows attacked at dusk, and a shining light came from the clouds when the prophecy was fulfilled. The neighbors thought that it was a beam from a UFO, but no: it was the creation of Anthony, king of the universe.
something that amazing cant happen naturally? I beg to differ! Orgasms are just too amazing...
I'd like to ko@1242982 (JGTalks): What... WHAT!!?!?!? Did you seriously just type that? AMIRTIE? Are you fucking kidding me? On Anthony's special day? I don't give a sloths ass about you calling him a nasty alian... But you misspell Amirite, and you must pay.
My SINCEREST apology's oh great and powerful Anthony. We shall punish this young amiriter for their ignorance if you so wish.
If you understood correctly sicknasty is a complement as in awesome it cool. So as in a cool alien from outer space who created amirite... get it right.
I wonder what Anthony thinks, knowing that everyone is now thinking of the image of his parents having sex.
Without my parents, this sentence wouldn't exist. Neither would this one. Or this one. Hey! There's so much to thank my parents for! BTW that sentence wouldn't exist either. In case you were wondering, this WHOLE ENTIRE comment wouldn't exist! Thank you, mom. Thank you, dad.
And your cat's parents too
SO TRUE. thanks Mr. CoolWhip
Yeah but you didn't make a cool website, all you did was be annoying.
But...!!!...ok you're right.
If your parents had never had sex, I wouldn't be responding to your comment right now! I would probably be doing more studying for my Biology test tomorrow! And now I will do that much worse on the test! So really, all this has brought for me is more bad. Thanks a lot.
I'm sincerely sorry from the bottom of my heart. Everybody should stop having sex. IT'S CAUSING PEOPLE"S BIOLOGY GRADES TO DROP!
If anything it raises mine.
I'm glad someone catches my drift.
Happy Birthday Ant, you sexy bastard :P
You can also thank his parents for his fantastic genes which let him do cool things:
They are also extremely ripped genes.
A birthday on the last regular day of the world? What a way to go out!
He's stealing all my thunder! D:
This is where I'd usually make a 'rite' of passage joke, but I suspect the 21st birthday means less in the UK. Either way, happy birthday, oh creator of our addiction.
Pics or it didn't happen
I didn't read this.
I started, but then I stopped, as per instructions.
I wonder if his parents are kinky in bed.
maybe you should find out.
I like the sound of that.
It's like the domino effect...but with screws.
Anthony's birthday is on my half birthday, so his half birthday is on my birthday. Yes, I know no one probably cares, but this was just interesting to me.
Oh it does. I am proud to share my birthday with Anthony's half birthday.
Happy Birthday, Ant! (I'm being a person on Facebook and using your comment to share mine.)
Bad Vepix sprays with squirt bottle
To thank Anthony we should go through and click all the ads so he gets more money.
Inb4 Anthony loves this comment.
Right... because that's EXACTLY what happens when you click an ad on here. Because you know that linking to malevolent sites is great for amirite's business.
Google ads are checked individually before Google allows them to be shown.
...did you make it POTD though o.O
I'm happy you associate me with sexiness.
happy birthday to youhappy birthday to you
happy birthday dear Ant
happy birthday to you
we need the stereotypical boring song otherwise our wishes don't count. trufaxx.
Now you can celebrate being a year and 22 minutes older than you were on 20 May 2011 at 0:00
thank you for this site that helps me do even worse at school, you're a great admin
Wasn't Anthony sent by Jor-El to save the world from MLIA?
Anthony has the same birthday as me? No one better to share a birthday with.
And you :D
Oh and did I mention that this is the best birthday ever?
It is also my brother's birthday, he turned 21 as well. Today seems like a pretty quality day to be born haha :)
Same. We can all have a miniature birthday party together, alone, while everybody else goes to anthony's. Be sure to invite your mom.
And your cat.
Me too. :D
no, just no.
Happy Birthday, Anthony!
National holiday, anyone?
I named my penis after him.
Tis a day of Celebration
Happy Birthday Anthony, you sexy bitch! If you don't have any company tonight...
I'm guessing this is what you are planning amirite?
Oh yeah baby ;)
I thought the stork brought children!
Yes let's also thank the stork
Nope. It clearly says that it's a sidekick who is sexy.
Are you the sidekick?
... yes. Also the bitch.
For Anthony ^
this would way better than the cliche one we hear all the time :]
Let me guess. You're 12 and don't know what is this.
Hey now, I'm sensing some hostility. No need for hating.
-How to stop swearing.
-How to calm down quickly
-How to learn English
I think you will find all three of these videos very beneficial to your current status in humanity. Now, now, no need to thank me. You're welcome.
I know you think you're extremely clever and better than me, because you're obviously better at coming up with comebacks, so I'm going to let you have this one.
You wrote, "don't know what is this."...
That's part of the joke... haha.
"I'm 12 and what is this" I was making fun of it...
Honest mistake. C'mon now.
THIS IS SPARTA
No, it's not.
I know it sounds wrong, but the result was oh so rite
talking to yourself?
talking to yourself??
Happy 21 birthday Anthony. Now u can go get drunk...legally now!
UK drinking age is 18
Oh...then I guess I'm the only one who laughed at my joke... That happens Alot anyway :(
You misspelled 'a lot' too.... :(
I think he's refering to the creature mentioned in a blog post by Hyperbole and a Half.
Lol Americans. Here in Russia, I have been drinking ze vodka since ze day I was born.
At 16 you're allowed to get an alcoholic drink with your meal.
only with your parent/guardian's permission.
rotfl 69!!!! ahahaha so sexual.
Happy belated Birthday Anthony? I'm guessing your birthday was yesterday....
Nope, today (the 20th).
Oh wow... that was good planning on your part! You just earned the sexy in your sidekick (in my mind), putting it a day early was genius! I guess I should just say Happy Birthday then!
... It went up at 00:01 on the 20th and came down at the end of the day. Maybe you're forgetting about time zones?
Yeah that's why I thought it'd be too late, because I was thinking that by the time I had commented, it was tomorrow over there? I didn't think about how there would be a different post of the day, when it's tomorrow there. I dunno, don't worry about it! You're sexy! And Anthony is Happy Birthdayed.
FYI you posted at 7.50pm. Not too late at all!
Is there like an 8 hour difference?
Well I don't know what time zone you're in. We're GMT so the time is just whatever time zone you are without the number.
East Coast of the US, do you want my address? ;]
GMT + ?
Silly sidekick, everyone knows there's no what of knowing what implications would have come out of changing past events! Had Anthonys parents never been born, you have no idea of what subsequent events would occur, let alone knowing whether those site would not have existed or not! Hell who knows, you might not have been born had it not been for Anthonys birth (that is, assuming you were bon after him.) you just can't know!
Had Anthony not been born, Chromana would have come up with Amiwrong FIRST and then created Amirite, because Amiwrong got so popular! And that's not the end of it! There would be a version of Anthony, that would be like Chromana who would be Chromana's sexy sidekick. Everything would be reversed! My name would be AssBad or AssKicked
Uhg. Its annoying how everyone on this website sucks up to Anthony and talks to him like they're friends. Yes its awesome he created a website we all love, but you don't see people on FB going omg omg thank you Mr and Mrs Zuckerberg for making Mark otherwise we wouldn't have FB! Seriously people. Relax.
That's because Zuck is an ass. And we treat him like a god, not like we're friends.
It's what make this website so special for users. Anthony can put the Nyan cat song without everybody going "OMG THERE'S CHANGE! LET'S MAKE A PAGE AGAINST THIS!". We (or atleast, I) think it's funny and this kind of "relationship" between us and amirite? allow a sense of belonging.
(Stwentytwo):I see what you're saying but your example makes no sense. When there were nothing but sims posts on the homepage and when that song played randomly everybody started making posts about it...which is the amirite equivalent of a FB page.
I mean have you ever talked to Mark? Would you even know how to get in touch without a strenuous amount of work? They talk to Anthony because they can..
Of course I've never spoken to Zuckerberg...because he's a billionaire celebrity
Exactley. Peole don't go "omg omg mark zuckerberg" because he won't see it, so it'd be a waste.
Fuck this "Anthony", no one wants to hear about your retarded low IQ friends.
Your dad...oh, shit.
Does God poop?
Great piece of American literature.
Indeed. It's amazing what the brilliant and creative minds of Americans can come up with. Truly, literary geniuses.
only on days that you can't identify the crap on your shirt
Ragsoap forgot about the unloving part, I guess
Naw, I know I got a love because I'm loved.
If Jesus said it it must be true :P
Your mom goes to college.
Indeed she did.
I saw your comment had a love, and I was like "oh someone agrees with this loser". Then I saw you loved your own comment.
u so cool, yo
yea i kno bro
LOL u ar so dum. realy realy dum.
You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Fo' real.
He gon find you.