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There is no rapture tomorrow, I'm just comin down to do book signings on my best seller, "the Bible", amirite?

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I read that book, the beginning was awesome with the whole Original Sin thing, loved it, loved it.

LGM007s avatar LGM007 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@LGM007 I read that book, the beginning was awesome with the whole Original Sin thing, loved it, loved it.

I honestly didn't expect it to have the effect that it did. It was almost as inspiring as the Harry Potter series. I'm wondering if I should make a sequel.

@God_the_Almighty I'm also thinking about a movie.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea.

LGM007s avatar LGM007 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@God_the_Almighty Really? Thanks.

Sorry you couldn't make it here by the way, you must've been busy

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Jesus dies. Oops, I spoiled the ending.

PinkSponges avatar PinkSponge Yeah You Are +2Reply

Ooh I read that once. There's a lot of crazy shit in that book.

Lanzs avatar Lanz Yeah You Are 0Reply

Flibbertigibbet

Too bad God didn't write the bible...

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@Too bad God didn't write the bible...

Yeah but if you actually read it you'll see that I kinda inspired it

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