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Also by DurzoBlint+9Nowadays people clap even if you're wack. No wonder everbody wants to rap, amirite?
Also about bad breath+564So there's this super hero named Cal. He has a rare disability where his bones snap extremely easily. The only real super-power he has is mega bad breath. So you could say that Super Hal is fragilistic 'cept for halitosis, amirite?
Also by DurzoBlint+9Have you ever pissed and missed the bowl and swear you got some on the floor, but yet there is nothing. What's the conspiracy. amirite?
Also by DurzoBlint+8"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." You would never guess that quote is from Shakespeare, amirite?
Also about teeth, brush, and bad breath+162The real reason dentist ask you to brush your teeth isn't so they can show you where your plaque is but because they don't want to do deal with people with bad breath, amirite?
Also about talking and bad breath+579One of the advantages of Christmas is that if you're talking to someone with bad breath, you can just whip out a couple mini candy canes and ask them if they want one, amirite?