+134 If the doctor would have told you how insane the world is on the day you were born, you'd have crawled right back into your mother's womb. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then the world would be solely inhabited by fat, irritated women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even scarier.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, because babies can't understand that. You need to grow up and experience things for yourself, and if you still wanna crawl into your mother, you should probably get councelling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke! There used to be a time when this site wasn't so serious. No shit I know babies can't understand language when they are born! ....and no I don't want to be in my mother's womb, the world is insane but that makes me intrigued by it to no end. That doesn't mean as a baby I wouldn't have been scared as shit to be born had I known all this in the first place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Say it differently, then. If life is so scary then do something about it, don't moan on a website.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said life was scary. What part of "the world is insane and as a result intrigues me to no end" did you not understand? Well....whatever, judging by the votes other people got the joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but there's so much awesome insanity that you would miss out on to avoid the scary insanity

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True that, true that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago