it never fails, anytime you get up to grab the fly swatter the fly you were going to kill is no where to be found, amirite?

+128 it never fails, anytime you get up to grab the fly swatter the fly you were going to kill is no where to be found, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why I always keep several throwing knives within arm's reach. On a related note, my walls are full of holes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago