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Screw holding hands; God created the space between your fingers for holding cigarettes and fingering girls, amirite?

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You finger girls with the spaces in between your fingers? Clever man.

Shakespeare? is that you?

holding hands is the one thing that can bring you closer to a girl without being sexual, its nice to hold hands and walk

Screw cigarettes.

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@1281916

Nope I also find this hilarious XD

KellyLynchs avatar KellyLynch Yeah You Are +1Reply

actually god gave guys hands so they could work to bring home money for their wife

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AnnDeevas avatar AnnDeeva Yeah You Are +4Reply
@amongst other things...

Always true... But it's primarily for cooking (cooking includes making sandwiches).

AnnDeevas avatar AnnDeeva Yeah You Are 0Reply

Well. Jesus agreed.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Approval gained.

Big_Bosss avatar Big_Boss Yeah You Are 0Reply

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...You're so romantic<3.

How uh... How do you finger a girl with the SPACES between your fingers?

Anonymous 0Reply

Yeah, I always that was impossible but I guess if your cool enough to finger her with the space in your fingers. Have fun.

This is the best OP ever. although I only plan to smoke once on my eighteenth birthday, I love that last option.

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@1281897

So does that mean Christians can't have sex? I'm confused.

DeezNutss avatar DeezNuts Yeah You Are +18Reply
@1281897

Just because he said god doesn't mean it's christian. Not all people who believe in god are christian. Other religions believe in him/her/them/it too.

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@1282119

Dickhead.

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@1282119

Is@1282119 (Anonymous): "Not a sentence." Is a fragment.

Fail your fucktard.

Anonymous 0Reply

Ugh. That is fuckin' disgusting. Get the fuck off here. I don't care how many people won't like what I'm saying. And please continue being a hypocrite but not on the internet. Aren't you just proud of your post too since your username is "I'm Romantic". Bitch, just get the fuck off.

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