+263 Most babies mouths' are open when they are born, meaning all of your mouths have scraped up against your mom's vagina. Wonderful. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was born via c-section, so no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it possible to burn my mouth without dying?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Great, the Solve Media made me type in 'mouth watering'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Hot chocolate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): did you also know that within 7 years the human body replaces all of its cells with new ones?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

False. Brain cells (neurons) never go through cell division and can't be replaced.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): ah..i wasnt so sure about that one...well i highly doubt that neurons ever touch your mom's you know what..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doesn't make it any less gross...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): My science textbook must be wrong then :P It says something about taking 30-50years to replace.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They usually don't, although there are some exceptions. Stem cells usually replace them if needed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How does that make it different from any other parts of our bodies?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because. That's like licking the inside of your...I can't even finish that sentence. But, you get the idea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know it's sarcasm, but I just couldn't bring my self to say "Yeah You Are!" to this. It's so disturbing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

New cells?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A part of you was also a little sperm being ejaculated from your dad's penis and you sucked your mom's breasts, it's not that big of a deal...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wasn't breast fed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not the point of my comment but good for you, I guess...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oedipus Complex, explained!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1254419 (ender): Clever joke, sir.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So why are aaaall of you coming out of and scraping up against my mom's vagina?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

C-section baby. Buttt... I think my mom was hoping for a natural birth with me. I'm not sure. I had a few complications since I was overdue. So they did a c-section on her. THANK GOD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:,(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Words leave images... DX I will never sleep well again

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well yeah, that's birth, buddy. *facepalm*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was eating when I read this. I'm scarred.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not me. C-sections babies FTW.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well that presents a lovely mental image. Thank you for sharing. /traumatized

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"most people" now means everyone on amirite

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my god. I will never be the same

by Anonymous 12 years ago